So I was desperately trying to follow up with my dad, to try to get a name for this mystery woman/second-cousin-once-removed who called me. After talking to my stepmother, who was equally mystified (we hashed out from a different angle that it wasn’t any of my dad’s first cousins, whose names I would probably recognize anyway), I left a message on my dad’s cell phone on Thursday night, wrote an email Saturday night, and sent a Skype instant message today.
To no avail.
Um, hello, Dad? The internets need to know!